{"id":12293,"date":"2022-06-16T06:00:58","date_gmt":"2022-06-16T05:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/?p=12293"},"modified":"2024-09-14T09:53:11","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T08:53:11","slug":"things-that-look-like-cocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/things-that-look-like-cocks\/","title":{"rendered":"Phallic Narcissism & Brain Science"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This is what happens if you have a bald man creating your in-store recipes: Chef Heston Blumenthal’s Head (Top of his Body)
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\nSummer Time Cheer<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

Phallic Narcissism & Brain Science<\/strong><\/span>
\nIt’s the summer & it’s hot! So let’s have a little fun.<\/span>
\nIs it just me but I seem to be seeing penises everywhere!\u00a0 I know men can’t stop playing with them, this just proves what women already know. Men are obsessed with them, they all suffer with phallic narcissism.\u00a0 Of course prodoms and naturally dominant women are party to the secret that the cock and balls are actually where the male brain resides.\u00a0 Men are just mindless drones, dragged along behind their ‘control poles’, their ‘on\/off knobs’.\u00a0 That’s why they are so easily manipulated and turned into our faithful little ‘lap’ dogs \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 Or, as a wise woman once said,\u00a0 “Men… \"emoji the gender that puke in their pants.”<\/span><\/h3>\n

Cocks Everywhere!
\nStrange things that look like cocks\u00a0 ~ no real dick pics we promise<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
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