{"id":14075,"date":"2021-02-16T06:00:53","date_gmt":"2021-02-16T06:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/?p=14075"},"modified":"2024-09-14T11:12:55","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T10:12:55","slug":"the-problems-of-fetish-argot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/the-problems-of-fetish-argot\/","title":{"rendered":"The Problems of Fetish Argot: The Language of Kink"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_14152\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14152\" class=\"wp-image-14152 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/fetish-argot-topper-.jpg\" alt=\"fetish-argot-topper-\" width=\"650\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/fetish-argot-topper-.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/fetish-argot-topper--300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-14152\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Argot (noun) &#8211; jargon or idiomatic vocabulary of a particular social group, especially that of an underworld body of people (pronounced with a silent &#8216;t&#8217;, unless of course you&#8217;re a N. American.)<\/p><\/div>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">The Problems of Fetish Argot<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">There is a huge, pervasive problem to overcome when writing a regular femdom blog &#8211; a lack of words to describe our world and it&#8217;s not just an absence of BDSM terms but sex in general. Well it is the &#8216;English&#8217; language and the English DO NOT talk about sex. That&#8217;s why our erotic terms are either medical or begin as unpleasant juvenile slang. Tea bagging comes to mind (well that&#8217;s certainly British), really&#8230; we couldn&#8217;t come up with a better name? At least fellatio is rather beautiful and a bit of an onomatopoeic mouthful. So like vanilla sex, we grope around in the dark with uninspired, covert descriptions like golden showers; or flat acronyms like CBT or CEI.<\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">We as yet, cannot even agree the plural of domme? I have come across all of these:<br \/>\n<strong>Dominatrixes?<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>Dominatri?<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>Dominatrices?<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>Dominae?<\/strong><br \/>\nWhere&#8217;s a linguist when you need one (and that&#8217;s not an expert on oral sex.)<\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;ve often pondered what the collective noun for Mistresses could be? &#8220;<strong>A whip<\/strong>&#8221; perhaps;\u00a0 and for Dominatrices (well I have to use one spelling) &#8220;<strong>a cruelty<\/strong>&#8220;.<br \/>\nI think &#8220;<strong>a stable<\/strong>&#8221; of slaves is now well established (and may have been coined by moi). And, &#8220;<strong>an obedience<\/strong>&#8221; of subs, or for Prodoms should that be &#8220;<strong>an over-excited irritation of&#8221;<\/strong>.<\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><br \/>\nThe Language of Kink<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">Despite being in regular parlance neither (a) <strong>Dominant<\/strong> nor (a) <strong>Submissive<\/strong> have yet to make it into the dictionary as proper nouns. You can &#8216;be&#8217; submissive but not be &#8216;a&#8217; Submissive. Or indeed &#8216;a&#8217; <strong>Switch<\/strong>, or the rather kind epithet &#8216;<strong>Vanilla&#8217;<\/strong> as a description for a non kinky person.<\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">The word <strong>Bottom<\/strong> is also rather perfect as a term for the &#8216;receiver&#8217; in a scene (but NOT in the gay sense, they have Polari anyway). For example, the bottom may be a masochist without a sub bone in their body, see this is where it all gets confusing&#8230; not enough words. Anyway, Bottom leads us to <strong>Top<\/strong> obviously and then to the <span data-dobid=\"hdw\">idiomatic<\/span>, common <span data-dobid=\"hdw\">phenomenon<\/span> of &#8216;<strong>topping from the bottom&#8217;<\/strong> we&#8217;ve all experienced this one\u00a0 &#x1f609;<\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">We have, however, created some first-rate new terms: hard limit; subspace; safeword; scene; edge play; and subdrop &#8211; to name just a few. 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