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\"\"Penis Envy: My Perfect Strapon Cock
\n<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>And A Few Essential Strapon Tips<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

When shopping, I find it impossible to find the right dick. So if there are any bespoke fabricators out there, this would be my perfect strapon cock in style, looks, and design.
\nYes! I thought I would pass on my wisdom to strapon manufacturers everywhere. You’re welcome \"😉\"<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/h3>\n

Length & Texture<\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>Long enough to stay put without slipping out mid-thrust. I like to be able to maneuver it around, watch the cock slide in and out, so need some extra length, (also great for filming otherwise you see nothing as it’s all disappeared inside.) If you want girth it should increase as it get deeper, so a cock that widens at the base. With <\/span>big balls<\/span><\/span> to act as a bumper – no accidental hilt-deep surprises. <\/span><\/span><\/span>The anus has <\/span>two<\/span><\/span> sphincters: the outer one you control; the inner one auto-relaxes <\/span>top-down<\/span><\/span> (nature’s poop highway). A fingering at the start is essential to trigger the inner muscle, to relax both. Short dildos keep popping out like a bad jack-in-the-box and don’t always reach that 2nd sphincter. A <\/span>long, slim, dick<\/span><\/span>\u00a0keeps the party inside.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n

The <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>Tip<\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>The tip\/head\/glans should be smaller than the rest of the cock helping entry. The cock should be mainly smooth (preferably not cut) not creating a place for any mess to lodge itself. <\/span><\/span>Easier entry, no poop-trapping nooks.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n

Soft Top, Stiff Base
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>The top half of the total length should be s<\/span><\/span>uper-soft jelly silicone. Bends like a drunk noodle, follows rectum curves, finds the path of least resistance. Graduating to the b<\/span><\/span>ase which should be<\/span><\/span> firm and proud. Lets you pound away without folding like origami, or worse, slipping out and ruining the rhythm. <\/span>Control the chaos!
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>Quality silicone is my choice for its soft feel, realism and ease of cleaning, (soak in Milton for 20 mins is ideal, or use a condom!)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n

Big Balls
\n<\/strong>Non-Negotiable! <\/span><\/span><\/span>Huge, heavy wrinkled balls <\/span>are essential for me, I want my sub to snuffle, lick and suck on them – so humiliating and the perfect opportunity for hot, sexy eye contact. Peak shame. Plus they serve a function, they stop you stuffing the whole thing inside. Like a car bumper – yes let’s get those cocks “balls deep” but no more!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n

For Anal Fucking Machines<\/em><\/strong> the s<\/span><\/span><\/span>ame idea, but <\/span>even longer, thin soft tip + rock-hard base, no balls needed<\/span><\/span>. And, remember machines don’t get tired, but rectums do, don’t let them file a complaint!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n

Realistic – Penis Envy<\/strong>
\nI like a strapon cock that looks and feels as realistic as possible, red head, soft jelly skin. <\/span><\/span><\/span>I want it to <\/span>feel<\/span><\/span> like M<\/span>y<\/span><\/span> cock when strapped on. Realistic veins, yes sure but if realism clashes with function (like a giant ridge that traps\u2026 debris), function wins. My priorities are it looks hot, but not hazardous.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n

Male Anatomy 101 – Angles Matter
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>When using a strapon it’s important to know where the prostate and the bowel sit in a male’s body. Remembering that strapon cocks are usually much harder and bigger that real dicks and so can easily damage the inside of the bowel.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n