{"id":4414,"date":"2012-04-30T07:49:34","date_gmt":"2012-04-30T06:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/?p=4414"},"modified":"2024-09-14T09:42:27","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T08:42:27","slug":"fetish-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/fetish-funnies\/","title":{"rendered":"Fetish Funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/fetish-funnies-shopping2.jpg\"><\/a>Taking a walk around town and my local supermarkets it&#8217;s amazing how many fun fetish\u00a0references one can find \ud83d\ude42<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/fetish-funnies-shopping-day-out-700.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4527\" title=\"fetish-funnies-shopping-day-out-700\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/fetish-funnies-shopping-day-out-700.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"1879\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/fetish-funnies-shopping-day-out-700.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/fetish-funnies-shopping-day-out-700-112x300.jpg 112w, https:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/fetish-funnies-shopping-day-out-700-381x1024.jpg 381w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Value riding crops at Tescos &#8211; glad to see femdom kit is part of their basic range;<br \/>\nCock seasoning presumably for\u00a0after its been thoroughly beaten;<br \/>\nI loved this huge 8ft sign hanging over the entrance to the historic Roman Baths;<br \/>\nAss (assorted!) Fudge &amp; Ball Bags someone needs to give these shop boys a good thrashing;<br \/>\nCooking with Poo (don&#8217;t put that into a search engine &#8211; it&#8217;s not nice) apparently Poo is the Thai word for crab;<br \/>\nBulls for sale, I must let Mistress T\u00a0 know, she&#8217;s always on the look out for young, strong bulls for her cuckolding scenes;<br \/>\nPenis topiary &#8211; is that deliberate? 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