{"id":994,"date":"2012-03-07T06:52:07","date_gmt":"2012-03-07T05:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/?p=994"},"modified":"2024-11-01T20:10:01","modified_gmt":"2024-11-01T20:10:01","slug":"tongue-lashes-abusive-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theenglishmansion.com\/blog\/tongue-lashes-abusive-twitter\/","title":{"rendered":"Tongue Lashes \u2013 Abusive Twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/strong>The Best of My Tongue Lashes<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

You can sign up for my abusive twitters – that’s right be abused daily in just 140 characters! And, I thought I’d give you a taster with some of my favourites…<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Remember\u00a0you’re just cock meat – kept to save me the trouble of having to put batteries in my vibrator<\/span><\/p>\n

Forget Andrex girls\u00a0– slave tongue really is\u00a0the ultimate in soft toilet paper…<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m fucking horny dick head, so get in here, tongue out – STUPID, and do something USEFUL for a change<\/span><\/p>\n

Go fetch an indelible pen! I’m gonna write\u00a0‘dickhead’ on your forehead – my girlfriends are arriving later & I want you to look your best<\/span><\/p>\n

Repeat after me …The Slave’s Mantra – Slavery is Freedom, Pain is Pleasure, Submission is Liberation, Deprivation is Decadence.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ask not what your Mistress can do for you – but what you can do for your Mistress<\/span><\/p>\n

Pain = Pleasure, so 1st I hurt u till u cry like a baby, then once I’m wet enjoying yr pathetic whimpers – your tongue gets to work<\/span><\/p>\n

I’ve cum now tongue boy, so crawl back into your cage – QUICKLY! or you’ll get a hard kick up the arse –\u00a0 I’ll yank on your chain if your needed again<\/span><\/p>\n

RIGHT new cum rules, you fucking waste of space wanker, I lock up your ugly minuscule cock and for every 50 times you make me cum – I let you have one filthy spunk up<\/span><\/p>\n

Oi saddo wanker boy – get over here, my friends and I need a good laugh, so we’re all going to kick you in the bollocks<\/span><\/p>\n

Hey gimp boy! – get your fucking sorry ass over here – I need some slave meat to beat, that’s your ass and my whip – we’ll stop when your crying<\/span><\/p>\n

Oi fucker get over hear, been slapping that ugly monkey stump again, think I better lock it away… go get your chastity cage,\u00a0 the one with the teeth!<\/span><\/p>\n

Right tongue boy – get down there NOW – you’ve got 3 minutes to make me cum – or I fetch something nasty from the dungeon and make you scream instead<\/span><\/p>\n

Time to spit and polish my boots – I spit on them & you polish it off with your tongue<\/span><\/p>\n

Right fuckwit – come on, pull down your pants, show my friends your ugly useless minuscule cock – now that’s a freak show in itself<\/span><\/p>\n

Men – the gender that puke in their pants<\/span><\/p>\n

All men are useless, stupid, wankers who should be kept in chastity and under the female thumb. Come the revolution…<\/span><\/p>\n

World Domination? or am I selling myself short<\/span><\/p>\n

Ongoing Abusive Tweets:
\n<\/em>Humiliated Strapon Fucked Pig Slave<\/strong><\/span>
\nMy friend Mistress P is here fuckmeat – and guess what, you’re going to play piggy in the middle<\/span>
\nWe’re both wearing huge fucking strapons & it’s going to be a pork spit-roast<\/span>
\nI’m gonna fuck your face till you gag and puke – while she rams it right up you Hard – we wanna hear you squealing pigboy<\/span>
\nThen we’ll swap round, she’ll rub her filthy dong all over your face, while I mount you from behind to get this giant cock good and deep<\/span>
\nWhile I’m riding our new pet pig – YOU, I’ll grab hold of that small & ugly bit of gristle between your legs and make it spunk up for us<\/span>
\nHaha – we’re gonna turn u into a fucked spunking piglet, you’ll only be permitted to cum when you’ve got a huge cock up your arse<\/span>
\nCome here piggyboy – Mistress P & I have both covered our strapons with your filthy spunk mess<\/span>
\nNow we’re gonna double fuck yr face till you’ve sucked off all yr own cum, 2 cocks is a mouthful – come on! show us what a greedy piggy u r<\/span>
\nArrrrrr poor piggy are you choking? Hahaha, We’re gonna make the piggy gag – deep throat time!<\/span>
\nWe’re bored of u now fuck pig, better put u 2 bed, hog-tied of course, Haha – in chastity with a big dildo up yr arse – sleep tight – piggy<\/span>
\n
\nPimped & Cuckolded Slave Meat<\/strong><\/span>
\nHi honey I’m home – and I’ve brought you a lovely creampie<\/span>
\nWell if I have to go elsewhere, because just looking at your tiny, ugly monkey stump is disgusting – then you can at least clean me up afterwards<\/span>
\nBetter get used to the taste, cause I’m thinking about pimping out your mouth FUCKER, there must be something you’re useful for<\/span>
\nYes, you\u2019re gonna make me cash, I\u2019m gonna take you to the toilets in a gay bar – we’ll go in one of the cubicles and see what you can earn me<\/span>
\nPut you to work on a nice fat leather daddy’s smelly cock – oh how I’m gonna laugh – you’ll suck it all up<\/span>
\nIn the bar I’ll see if there’s a market for a super-tight virginal arse – that should pay BIG BUCKS<\/span>
\nCourse it’s gonna hurt – the 1st time always does, perhaps I should bring a gag or stuff my strapon down your throat- that’ll shut you up<\/span>
\nFucker I’ve got a new name for you – Cashcow Cumdump<\/span><\/p>\n

http:\/\/twitter.com\/SidoniavonBork<\/a><\/span>
\n& For Mansion News http:\/\/twitter.com\/EnglishMansion<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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