I have just returned from a wonderful naughty break in sunny Spain. A beautiful secluded villa in the Spanish countryside where I held the first Miss Kinky 2012 beauty pageant. Five lovely TV tartlets were made to parade in their swimwear, evening wear and perform an amusing talent. You can find out about the first part of the contest here.
So here’s is Pt2 where each of the contestants showcased a ‘Talent’.
Next each of the contestants had to perform an act they had prepared for the judges.
SleazyJet – A Safety Demonstration Comedy Sketch Written By Beyonce
Good afternoon Ladies & Gentlemen. My name is Beyoncé and I would like to welcome you aboard this Sleazy Jet flight to Anam Cara, Land of Deviance. Sleazy Jet is a trans European Airline, with the emphasis on the ‘trans’. Your flight attendants today, or trolley trannies as I like to call them, are cutie Kimberly, sexy Sharon, dirty Daisy and Felicity fellatio. These girls will be coming up the aisle very shortly to satisfy your every need. Before our departure today, the captain asks that you familiarise yourself with our safety procedures and also our equipment. So may I please have your attention during this short safety demonstration. When the seatbelt sign is on, please fasten your seatbelt securely. Insert the plug into the hole until you can feel that it’s in there nice and tightly. We recommend that you remain tightly secured throughout the flight. But when you do want to get it off, simply insert your fingers, lift the flaps and gently pull them apart to achieve a slow release.
If the cabin air system should fail, oxygen mask rubber bag thingies will be released from the panel above your head. Try not to panic and put the rubber mask over your face. Pull it hard and suck on it until you fell something come into your mouth. If nothing comes out, feel free to ask Felicity to assist you. If you hear the captain say “Brace, Brace” at any time, you must assume the brace position. Bend over, hold your legs slightly apart, take a deep breath and try to relax. Do ‘exactly’ as the captain tells you. High heeled shoes should definitely remain on whilst you are in this position. In the more than likely event of an emergency evacuation, you will need to find your nearest exit. This aircraft has 2 at the front, 4 over the wings and 2 at the rear. The girls in the crew also have one at the front and one at the rear which are also available for entry purposes at very reasonable rates.
Finally, please take a good look at our safety card in the seat pocket in front you. It has some lovely pretty pictures of people in rubber masks and also doubles up as a fan should you find yourself getting over excited. The girls and I would like to thank you once again for choosing to fly with us today. At Sleazy Jet our motto is ‘Taking you all the way, whilst being as cheap as possible’. But don’t forget that extras are always available and that at SleazyJet the customer always comes first. 
From a very talented young lady who had all the judges in stitches.
What a divine belly dance from the divine Felicity 🙂
So who was crowned winner of the Miss Kinky 2012 T-Girl beauty pageant…
The Winner Of Miss Kinky 2012
After our special girls had tried to impress the four female judges whilst strutting their stuff in the swimwear, evening wear and talents categories, the tension reached a crescendo. By a whisker Sharon took the title and was crowned Miss Kinky 2012. Six points behind, the lovely Felicity takes 2nd place and close behind saucy Beyonce takes 3rd. I hope you have enjoyed my blogs it really was a special time for me and so much naughty fun. Thank you judges and lovely T-girls 🙂
The girls take a bow and show the judges targets to consider for the after party….
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