12 Mansion Femdom Funnies

My blog focuses on the World of Femdom – specialist equipment; art, fiction, articles; some of the world’s top dominatrixes and prodoms; scene news; my philosophy or musings; and of course what’s happening inside The English Mansion.

Much is ephemeral. I try to create light and shade in a compendium of all things femdom, that will appeal to men and women. There are lots of femdom & fetish funnies within this blog so I thought I’d list some as a means to easily finding them.

12 Mansion Femdom Funnies
from Mistress Sidonia’s Femdom Blog

Commercialising The Goddess

Commercialising The Goddess The dominant goddess is now a marketing icon. Oh yes, with these products you'll have men falling ...

Phallic Narcissism & Brain Science

Summer Time Cheer Phallic Narcissism & Brain Science It's the summer & it's hot! So let's have a little fun ...
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A Dangerous Pastime? Mountaineering vs BDSM

The Importance difference between Mountaineering & BDSM Play Mountaineering  vs  BDSM Play Mountaineerers BDSM players 1. Spend their spare time ...

More Femdom Funnies – No.2

More Femdom Funnies - No.2 Well it’s the holidays so how about a lighter look at femdom with these internet ...

On The Road To Fetishville

It's the Summer and the Holidays so it's time for the fun posts... All Roads Lead to Fetishville If there ...

10 Domme Clad Ads

10 Commercial Adverts with Dominant Women The dominatrix and 'the dominant woman' seem to pop up a lot in popular ...

Lash Lash Land: Original Fun Fetish Films

Original Fun Fetish Films There's so much talent within the fetish scene, it always suffers a bad rap from the ...

10 True Facts About Mistress Sidonia

These days I'm continually told I'm a 'Living Legend' I recognise it's meant to be a compliment but it's a ...

Gender Reversal – Retro Sexist Adverts

In A Parallel Universe is a series of photographic images which recreate real advertisement posters from the 1950s 'Mad Men' ...

25 Weird & Wonderful Butt Plugs

For the Love of Butt Plugs: The Weird & the Wonderful Ok it's January it's cold, it's dark and it's ...

Femdom Funnies – No.1

Femdom Funnies - No.1 It’s the holidays so how about another lighter look at femdom with some more internet memes ...

Gimpymon & the Manga Mistresses

Recently, I had a little fun seeing if I could turn some mansion Mistresses into manga 'toon' characters. Afterwards I ...

Femdom Funnies from The English Mansion

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The Secret Network Pt1: The House of Sinn

The House of Sinn Throne Room

The English Mansion On Tour

Within the realm of femdom there exists a secret network of dominant woman around the world.  Powerful ladies who behind closed high walls are cruelly training and re-educating men, turning them into the obedient, willing slaves of superior females.  The English Mansion has been on tour visiting some of these fabulous private chambers, throne rooms and dungeons that are operating clandestinely.  We’re giving our Members a singular peak inside all of these magnificent abodes plus a front row seat of the real femdom action taking place within them.

The Secret Network Pt1:
The House of Sinn

First up is the stately House of Sinn, governed over by the beautiful and powerful matriarch Ezada Sinn. Elegant, intelligent and ultra feminine she rules over her dominion as a true female supremacist and lifestyle dominatrix. We were honoured to get a peep into both her ornate throne room and padded punishment room. While the stunning Mistress Sinn personally dealt with two errant males in her own indomitable style. You can see all the exclusive cruel action inside The Mansion.

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Find out about Mistress Ezada Sinn & The House of Sinn here:

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Pt2 The Practice & Fallen Angel Dungeon
Pt3 Whiplash Towers

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The Perv Index: Femdom Fiction

Photo: Miss Jessica Woods, Lady Nina Birch & Miss Eve Harper (from A Well Trained Husband)

The Perv Index: Femdom Fiction

He knocked on the door and it was promptly opened by Miss Jill.  He entered the apartment taking in the décor and the soft ambience of the furnishings and art on the walls.  Ms Harper had invited him for a celebratory drink to ‘cement’ as she put it their new business partnership.  The ink was still probably drying on the contract which they had signed just that afternoon, he reflected.  It had been the culmination of months of negotiation, with a particularly intense phase during the latter stages.  She was a hard nosed business person, but the deal was mutually beneficial.

He had cancelled his voluntary work that evening at the last moment. The local community group would have to do without his talk on family values.  His wife too had been somewhat discommoded, but he explained to her that it was important to see out the formulation of this contract.  And now there she was. Miss Harper stood in the living room.  She was still in business dress, minus the jacket.  She held a glass in her hand.

“Good evening Michael,” she intoned. “I’m glad you could make it, to get our new partnership off to a promising start.”
Miss Jill appeared at this side with a tulip glass of champagne. He accepted it and approached Ms Harper. She held out his glass and they duly clinked.
“To many promising years of business,” she toasted. 
Another woman entered the room.
“This is another business partner of mine, Michael,” said Ms Harper.
“Meet Zita.”
He gladly took her hand, noticing straight away her ample cleavage.  Zita took a seat, while Ms Jill fetched her a drink.  Ms Harper took his arm.
“Stand over here, you bitch,” she said. He started, unsure of what he had heard.
“What,” he said.
“Oh you heard me, stand over here.”
He took up his place where she directed against the wall.  She clicked her fingers. From around the far corner a guy appeared, bare chested bar an apron which covered his groin area. Apart from that he seemed to be naked. He inhaled sharply.
“What the hell,” he thought.
“Michael, I’d like you to meet my manservant, Pierre,” Ms Harper said.
“Pierre performs a variety of household tasks for me, as well as providing copious entertainment for me and my friends. He has many uses and talents. Isn’t that right, Pierre?”
The servant, if that what he was, nodded.
He was well toned and in great shape.
Ms Harper continued: “I thought we’d relax and celebrate our deal Michael. Pierre here is going to help.”

With that she started unbuttoning her skirt. It slipped off.  Again she clicked her fingers. As if on cue Pierre approached her and dropped to his knees.  As if well practiced he began to remove her black lace panties using his mouth.  It took two circuits of her, but eventually her panties slipped to the floor.

He inhaled sharply and he could feel the beads of sweat forming on his neck. What was going on here he thought. He could also feel something else taking shape in his pants, a direct reaction to what he was seeing.  Ms Jill and Zita had now began to slowly strip, divesting themselves of their attire in a teasing fashion.  Ms Harper turned to him, naked except for her sexy stockings and business shirt.

“Not exactly Sunday school, now is it Michael,” she giggled.
She approached him, leaning her face close into his and whispering into his ear.
“You see you won the contract not just for what you were bringing in a business sense.
“I had plenty of other offers, which I carefully vetted. But you were the one who made the grade.
“And you know, why?”
He looked at her dumbstruck and shook his head.
She grabbed his crotch, her fingers exploring and her palm encapsulating and rubbing his manhood.
“You see Michael, you registered on what I call my Perv Index. None of the others did.
“I saw the way you looked at me on those summer days when I wore a low cut dress. I saw you stealing glances at my cleavage. I saw the way you took in Ms Jill’s arse when she brought us in papers. I saw the bulge in your pants, which is now in my hands.”

With that she undid his belt, pulling it off with an exclamatory force.  She unbuttoned his fly and aggressively pulled down his pants and his boxers.
“My, what have we here,” she exclaimed.
She cupped his balls and the hand which only hours before he had watched with assiduity sign the contract, now stroked his unashamedly erect penis.
“You see, Michael, I looked at you and I saw your true nature. I knew you were a perv. And I knew then I could bend you to my will. It’s a very important quality for me in a business partner.
“Now to christen our new arrangement, so to speak, Pierre here is going to go down on you.”
He recoiled. “What,” he spluttered.

She clicked her fingers and the manservant approached and knelt in front of him.
“Oh yes, Pierre is going down on you as a treat for us all as we get to know each other as business partners. It will the first of many such entertainments which are a little bonus of our partnership.
“My advice is to embrace it. You are my business partner now. That entails fulfilling certain lifestyle expectations which I require of my social and business associates. You will get used to it. We are going to have a very fruitful partnership in so many ways. You will find it fulfilling in so many ways.”
“But I….,” he stammerd.
“Shut the fuck up, you bitch,” she snarled.

She yanked the collar on Pierre’s neck, pulling him into the protuberance, which now stood almost glistening under the lights.  Michael closed his eyes as he felt the physical contact. The slime of the tongue as it slid up his penis, coming to rest on the head, which he initially kissed and then licked. The mouth enveloped the head and he went deep.  Michael swooned back his head as the first rush of pleasure hit him.  He had signed on the dotted line. The contract was now activated.

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Maneater: Miss Suzanna Maxwell

Maneater: Miss Suzanna Maxwell

“Watch out boys she’ll chew you up!”

Miss Maxwell is a beautiful domme with long blonde locks and a phenomenal body akin to Barbie if she were made flesh. Intelligent and eloquent this multi-talented lady inspires submission and worship. With many years of experience she enjoys training men to her exacting standard. Turning them into her slaves demanding their total devotion and loyalty. She is a prodom based in Manchester, North UK but often goes on tour around the UK. Specialising in strapon, CBT, CP & chastity play.  More Info Here

Don’t miss out on many amazing femdom films featuring Miss Suzanna Maxwell showing right now, including Two-Way Whipping & Chastity JOI – VR  inside The English Mansion… Get Access Here

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Arthouse Film: Marcy Goes To A Dominatrix Class

OK it’s only fleeting but I make an appearance in this quirky arthouse film.

Arthouse Film: Marcy Goes To A Dominatrix Class

Marcy Learns Something New is a lovely, quirky arthouse short film (16mins) with the art of female domination as it subject. A widow (played by Rachel Dratch) goes to a dominatrix class and ends up trying something new… Written and Directed by Julia Kennelly, it’s won a number of awards and even features a fleeting photo of moi!
You can watch it on Vimeo here:

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Mansion Virtual Domination – Femdom 3D VR

Are you missing out on our English Mansion 3D Virtual Reality Experiences?  Virtual Reality is an immersive video experience, it has similarities with the 3D films you have watched at the cinema but it’s more personal and engaging. Wearing a special headset you enter a three-dimensional setting which you can explore and interact with – you are no long a passive observer but part of the action.

You can actually meet and be in the presence of stunning, famous English Mansion Dominas. It’s a totally mind-blowing, immersive 3D femdom encounter!

New XDressing Themes
We’ve started to include XDressing themes (after many requests) and you can see below 5 new VR experiences encompassing this.
Alongside other popular encounters: JOI, CEI, office scenarios, chastity play, boot worship, foot/pantyhose worship, smoking & goddess worship/slavery.

So if this is new to you why not think about treating yourself to a headset this coming Xmas – it may open a whole new virtual world…

Recent 3D Virtual Reality Experiences all showing inside our Members’ Area
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you can use the screen arrows or your keyboard arrows to scroll


No Headset?

Mansion VR Experiences can still be watched as POV films

So if you don’t have a headset or a modern smartphone you can still watch our VR footage like a POV film and can even use your mouse/touch screen to change the perspective of what you are looking at. However, this is not even 1% of the amazing experience of watching it through a VR headset.

See also:
Yay! Our 100th Femdom Virtual Reality 3D Experience
Femdom VR : 3D Virtual Reality Experience Films
Femdom VR – Domination 3D Virtual Reality Experiences
It’s here! Femdom VR – Virtual Reality   (Information on Headsets here)

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