Penis Envy: My Perfect Strapon Cock

Penis Envy: My Perfect Strapon Cock
And A Few Essential Strapon Tips

When shopping, I find it impossible to find the right dick. So if there are any makers out there, this would be my perfect strapon cock in style, looks, and design.
Yes! I thought I would pass on my wisdom to strapon manufacturers everywhere. You’re welcome

Length & Texture
Long enough to stay put without slipping out mid-thrust. I like to be able to maneuver it around, watch the cock slide in and out, so need some extra length, (also great for filming otherwise you see nothing as it’s all disappeared inside.) If you want girth it should increase as it get deeper, so a cock that widens at the base. With big balls to act as a  bumper – no accidental hilt-deep surprises. The anus has two sphincters: the outer one you control; the inner one auto-relaxes top-down (nature’s poop highway). A fingering at the start is essential to trigger the inner muscle, then slide past both. Short dildos keep popping out like a bad jack-in-the-box and don’t always reach that 2nd muscle. A long, slim, dick keeps the party inside.

The Tip
The tip/head/glans should be smaller than the rest of the cock helping entry. The cock should be mainly smooth (preferably not cut) not creating a place for any mess to lodge itself. Easier entry, no poop-trapping nooks.

Soft Top, Stiff Base
The top half of the total length should be super-soft jelly silicone. Bends like a drunk noodle, follows rectum curves, finds the path of least resistance. Graduating to the base which should be firm and proud. Lets you pound away without folding like origami, or worse, slipping out and ruining the rhythm. Control the chaos!
Quality silicone is my choice for its soft feel, realism and ease of cleaning, (soaked in Milton for 20 mins ideal or use a condom!)

Big Balls
(Non-Negotiable) Huge, heavy wrinkled balls are essential for me, I want my sub snuffle, lick and suck on them – so humiliating and the perfect opportunity for hot, sexy eye contact. Peak humiliation. Plus they serve a function, they stop you stuffing the whole thing inside. Like a car bumper – yes let’s get those cocks “balls deep” but no more!

For Fucking Machines the same idea, but even longer, thin soft tip + rock-hard base, no balls needed. And, remember machines don’t get tired, but rectums do, don’t let them file a complaint.

Realistic – Penis Envy
I like a strapon cock that looks and feels as realistic as possible, red head, soft jelly skin. I want it to feel like my cock when strapped on. Realistic veins, yes sure but if realism clashes with function (like a giant ridge that traps… debris), function wins. Priorities: hot, not hazardous.

Male Anatomy 101 – Angles Matter
When using a strapon it’s important to know where the prostate and the bowel sit in a male’s body. Remembering that strapon cocks are usually much harder and bigger that real dicks and so can easily damage the inside of the bowel.

• Doggy style: Cock curves up. Prostate? Hook finger down to nudge it.

• Missionary (best view): Cock angles back toward their butt (vagina-ish). Prostate sits up front, hook finger up and in like you’re scooping gold.

If you are fucking a sub from behind, then the cock is going up. To gently finger the prostate hook your finger in and down. If you are fucking them on their back which is easier and preferable, then the dick is going back towards their bottom at a similar angle to a woman’s vagina. However, to finger the prostate (which sits up almost at the back of the cock), you sort of need to hook your finger up and in to rub it.
So, respect the plumbing or pay the price. 

Bottom line: Realistic, long, soft-tipped, hard-based, big-balled – that’s my kinda cock! Now go forth and conquer those butts – safely.